Sunday, April 25, 2010

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I have weighed more than my husband for over ten years.  He is 6'3" and I am 5'6".  So he has 9 inches on me!  AND he's a man!  He has weighed (give or take) about 176 since high school (he is 54 now.)  When I realized I lost twenty pounds in the hospital a few months ago, I was ecstatic!  I FINALLY weighed less than him!  YAY!

But then he had to go and get sick this month, and he lost 20 pounds in 3 weeks. 
So now he only weighs about 156, and even though I lost weight, he now still weighs less than me.  WHAT THE HECK?  Is this karma?  I am NOT happy he lost weight due to sickness, please understand.  And OMG, he's 6'3" and at that height 176 pounds is a skinny minny!  Can you imagine 156?

But it's like no matter what, I am gonna be his fat wife.  Even if I lose weight, something happens to keep his weight under mine.  Selfish me, narcissistic me, conceited me...I'm sorry, but I don't want to weigh more than my husband, and I want him to be at a healthy weight!

Ok, so I'm whining.  I don't think he looks any different, but he says his butt is so small, it hurts to sit!  So in all earnestness, I want him to be heavier than me so that he can sit comfortably.  (Did I talk you into believing that?)