Saturday, March 27, 2010

Tube Boob(s)

So when a person gains weight, it's gained everywhere, and most people gain more in certain places.  But since you do gain everywhere, that includes your boobs (men and women alike.)  The problem with that is, if you are my age, you don't really want bigger boobs.

Why?  Because gravity is setting in...BIG TIME.  And the bigger the boobs, the more they sag.  So now because I'm so overweight, I've got way bigger boobs than I did when I was thin.  And boy do they sag.  And what makes it even worse is that because when I was younger, I was stupid (like most of us) and was unconcerned about getting older, certainly never considered that I'd gain weight or that my boobs would get bigger.  And of course because my boobs weren't that big back then, I went braless...a LOT.  Hence, the sag factor is exponential.  It's actually comical how much they sag. 

Now I'm not a big fan of men's mags, but I remember when I was younger someone showed me a cartoon in a Playboy magazine (I think) and it was of a topless old lady with super saggy boobs.  That's all I remember, but when I look in the mirror, I could swear they used my boobs as templates for hers.

Of course that's impossible, but in any case the resemblance is uncanny.  And I'm wondering if they'll reach my belly button when I'm her age?